*wakes up at 9* nice
*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice
i want girls to question their sexuality over me and boys to fear me and animals to love me
Sometimes you just need to break a bat over your knee. Ya know?
can’t decide if I want a tattoo sleeve or a career
When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit.
That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.